Funn time!

dear christians in this forum:

Thank you for doing so much to educate the people regarding Gods law. I have learned a great deal from your postings, and will try to share that knowlage with as many people as i can. I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some of the specific laws and how to best follow them. 1. I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sactioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age what would be a fair price for her? 2.Lev.25:44 states that I may indeed possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from my neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims this applies to mexicans,but not canadians. can you clarify? why cant i own canadians? 3.I have a neighbor who insists on working on the sabbath. Exodus 35:22 clearly states he should be put to death. am i morally obligated to kill him myself? 4.A friend of mine feels that eating shellfish is an abomination [lev 11:10], it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. i dont agree. can you settle this? 5.Lev. 21:20 states that i may not approach the altar of god if i have a defect in my sight. i have to admit that i wear glasses. does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle room here? 6.most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples,even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev.19:27. how should they die? 7. i know from Lev.11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may i still play football if i wear gloves? 8.my uncle owns a farm. he violates Lev. 19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field,as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread [cotton/polyester blend]. he also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? [Lev. 24:10-16] couldnt we just burn them to death at a private family affair like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws?[Lev.20:14] I know that you have studied these things extensively, and i am so confident you can help. Thank you so much for reminding us that Gods word is eternal and unchanging

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~ by Jay on September 2, 2007.

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